Shout-out to all my fellow Upstate New York BuzzFeeders! This is for you.
This is all true. Every single thing. Also, Wegmans. That is all.
If I die from old age, I didn’t do it right.
I need a garbage plate, some Le Petit Poutine and some market bread.
In getting my wisdom teeth out. Come visit me and we can watch Netflix and I can drool blood on you. Plus you can ask me invasive questions while I’m on painkillers
Hahaha. What day are you getting your teeth yanked?